Lily vs Cheryl!

I always love a good bitch fight - and looks like the "chavtastistic" Lily Allen is the latest celeb to clash with Cheryl "fake boobs" Tweedy ( I'm not hating - it's just so blatantly obvious she's had it done!)

After posting the following blog on her myspace site a couple of days ago while on tour in the U.S. - Lily sparked some serious concern over her state of mind.....

fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse ...
that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I'm a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .


Today - she posted this blog in response to the outcry from her fans....

Sorry Current mood: Better
Hi guys , I'm sorry if I worried anyone with the blog I wrote yesterday . I was feeling pretty sorry for myself , I've been reading all your comments and they have made me realise there is more to life than being thin ! So thank you . I think I was just having a hard time last week . After reading cheryl tweedys comments branding me a "chick with a dick". I was feeling pretty low and aswell as that, some of you might know I launched my clothing line for new look last tuesday , and seeing my picture in so many newspapers next to kate moss' , made me feel grotesque momentarily . I know its a silly way to feel and I am incredibly proud of myself and my achievements over the past year, there are so many good things about my life . I really am incredibly lucky . I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on us young ladies . As for the amy winehouse bit , someone sent me a link to a picture blog where there were some paparazzi shots of my brother and I , and there were hundreds of comments from mean sad people , saying I was a fat ugly bitch and how much better amy is than I . Usually I ignore these things , but in my heightened emotional state I let them get the better of me . My mum has come out here to keep me company and I feel much better now , I sha'nt be getting any surgery , instead I will be eating lots of bread and pasta and thinking about what to write about for the next album . I really am touched and was quite surprised at the reaction the blog received and it definitely has restored my faith in humanity . I know I've said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean Cheryl if you're reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .


I'm not particularly a fan of Lily, musically, but I do admire her for keeping it real, and flying the flag for normal shaped women everywhere....she represents your average girl and is an excellent role model in today's fickle and image-obsessed world!

As for Cheryl Tweedy / Cole - whatever the hell she wants to be called - she really needs to stop running her mouth! She really has no talent - apart from getting her tits out whenever possible and posing for ridiculously camp pictures with her "husband" Ashley Cole in OK! magazine - no pun intended! I'm with Lily on this one...